Skunkmouth

Skunk mouth lives on a sprawling estate with his mumma (who can't see no more) and pappy (with the shitty dead lungs). He drinks like he is 17, but looks more like he's 57. His age is unknown.

Antics

 * At one point Skunkmouth got all full up on that moonshine n' Turvis' bogga weed an he done wrecked his truck inta pappy's trailer
 * He still mourns the death of his prize pig Cletus, who he claims died in 1887
 * Skunkmouth spent 30 years restoring a dodge dart, only to ramp it into shit gulch as soon as it was running. This gave him endless joy.
 * Skunkmouth burns some of his trash (namely aerosol cans) and lets the rest compost, despite other's insistence that you can't compost lawnmowers
 * Skunkmouth's Ma has a book titled Skunkmouth's Ma's Down Home Cooking: A Taste of Americana which was called "a wildly offensive stereotype" by Southern Living Magazine. It features 99 recipes for diverse roadkill and corn, including: possums boild inta mush, bin scraps and juice, and tepid cornwater.
 * Skunkmouth looks forward to inheriting "the family tooth" which has been passed down from his grandpap, and the family shares between them when they need to chew.