Frau O'Malley

Frau O'Malley (first name Frau) is the granddaughter of Klaus O'Malley. She was raised in Sheboygan, Wisconsin but emigrated to Berlin, Germany in her mid 20s. She has superficially integrated herself into the art scene, partying with the likes of Anish Kapoor and Damien Hirst whilst producing no art, and gaining no meaningful status.

Aesthetic
Frau's look has been described as "witchy-basic." She dresses dark and somber, but after a few glasses of South Australian Shiraz she can be painfully flirtatious. Despite having lived in Germany for only two years ("a long time now"), she has assumed a thick, yet unconvincing accent.

Opinions
She is a fan of extreme blowhard artists, and takes joy in calling most art "gauche," "derivative" or "trite." She constantly reminds people that she believes Yoko Ono to be the last good thing to come out of the New York City art scene. Frau also believes that after you have been clubbing in Berlin, every other city's nightlife is "comparatively vapid."