Fart Martha

Fart Martha was born and raised on the North Shore. She spent time living along the Jersey Shore, but has since returned to the Boston area. She has presumably never ventured far from the coast, as she will refer to any place more than 20 miles west of the Atlantic as being "Western Mass."

Aesthetic
She is brash, loud and blunt. Her style is perhaps a bit outdated. She is often seen a little tipsy, gesticulating wildly with a margarita glass in each hand. Despite being old, and objectively gross, Fart Martha is self confident, empowered, and has a rich, fulfilling sex life.

Promiscuity
Fart Martha has had sexual relations with what seems to be most people. Including nearly all of the governors of Massachusetts over the past 50 years. Famously JFK was deeply enamored with her, but she didn't want him to hold her down.

Relatives
Fart Martha has a sister, Barf Martha, who is allegedly a mess, and several sons, including some she isn't aware of. All of her sons are successful politicians and civil rights lawyers, but they don't call their mother enough.